Sunday, September 7, 2008

An Open Letter to Football Commentators

I know it doesn't really matter, but after the first full football-watching weekend, there's one small item that I would like to bring to the attention of football commentators everywhere:

There's no 1/2 yard line.

Or 1 foot line.

Or 6 inch line.

Or, really, anything else without a line.

It's not that hard.

2 comments:

jered said...

What's that yellow stripe across my TV, then? I'm a math teacher, so technically we should call it a segment, since by definition a line is infinite in both directions.

Is this what you want?
"The Sooners are now on the 6-inch segment."

Ross said...

An interesting point, but we both know that the yellow/red lines don't exist on the field, and don't even exist electronically unless by random chance the first-down happens to coincide precisely with the spot of the football.

Really, of course, what I want is "Touchdown, Sooners!" And I've been pretty pleased with that one so far.

In other cases, though, I'd like something along the lines of ". . . and down 6-inches short of the goal line!" It's not really too much to ask, is it?